My whole family is asleep and I’m here on my computer like
am I the only person who feels like christmas didn’t happen
you kids these days with your yehun and your sehet
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
You know what’s worse than slow internet?